Editor’s Introduction: In October 2024, we began reporting on the activities of the infamous Gnome Empire, ruled by the malevolent Lord Emperor Wilson, located in the southern region of the continent Tampa on the distant planet Florida.
Lord Emperor Wilson today announced that, in honor of the Gnome Empire’s close relationship with the United States, the Empire will celebrate the 250th anniversary of the US Declaration of Independence on July 4, 2026.
The Lord Emperor made the following proclamation:
I hereby declare July 4th an official Gnome Empire holiday in honor of our close friends, the United States of America. Happy Independence Day! May our nations continue to grow together in peace, prosperity, and unity. May the spirit of liberty inspire us all.
In honor of this occasion, I hereby order our Official Greeters to proudly display the red, white, and blue of the United States.
Wishing you a joyful and inspiring Independence Day filled with celebration and unity!
July 3, 2026
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