“Don’t worry, guys, we had to sell the building BUT we’re still hiring.”

“Yeah, we had to layoff the landscapers, but don’t be concerned: YOUR jobs are secure” 

“And we’ll be getting that American flag back up REAL SOON… we’re just a little shorthanded at the moment, what with having to sell the building and all!”

(Fort Lauderdale, FL; 04/29,2010)